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Bottle and a Gun
Swan Songs1
Length: 3:22
Released: September 2, 2008
Writers: Charlie Scene, Deuce, Funny Man
Producer: Deuce
Key: F# minor
Tempo: 110 BPM
Album: Swan Songs
Desperate Measures (live)

Bottle and a Gun is a song from Hollywood Undead's debut album, Swan Songs.

Official Lyrics

Charlie Scene: It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset
When the Lord called upon six crazy emcees:
J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer!
Funny Man: (Hey! Man, you forgot the homie, Funny Man! Come on, dawg! Aw!)

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Funny Man: My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like Nintendo
Deuce: (Zelda!)
Funny Man: Take a fun ride in my Benzo

Funny as fuck, I should do stand-up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck
(Fuck you!)
Got a gold-ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill

Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor
Deuce: ("Ah!")

Funny Man: Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the bed, girls, Freaky Friday
If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Charlie Scene: Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face
("Hey, bitch")

Wear them tight jeans that show your ass-crack
My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels

Funny Man: What you gonna do after we get signed?
Charlie Scene: I'm gonna lose my mind
Get thirty-inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save Tupac's life

Then pay my fine
For getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock, I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch
Da Kurlzz: (Hey!)

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

(Get down, I'll show you how)
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now
Deuce: (Get down, I'll show you how)
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now

Charlie Scene, Deuce, and Funny Man: And I can show you how to hump without making love
Deuce: The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
Charlie Scene, Deuce, and Funny Man: And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
Deuce: The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down
Charlie Scene and Deuce: (Get down!)
I'll show you how
Deuce and Funny Man: (I'll show you how!)
Funny Man: If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!

Deuce: Get down
Charlie Scene and Deuce: (Get down!)
Deuce: Get down
I'll show you how
Deuce and Funny Man: (I'll show you how!)
Charlie Scene: I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!

Da Kurlzz: Bitch! What, motherfucker?!
Funny Man and J-Dog: (Haha...)
J-Dog: (Oh..)

Personnel

Additional
  • Ben Grosse - mixing

Trivia

  • A live version of this song is featured as a bonus track on Desperate Measures.
  • Whenever this song is performed live, the line "It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset," has the name "Sunset" replaced with the name of the location they are touring.
    • Additionally, the line "J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer" is changed to "J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Daniel" or "J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and, uh, motherfucking Danny." 
  • When this song is performed live, Charlie does Da Kurlzz's "Bitch, what motherfucker!" shout at the end of the song due to Kurlzz always playing drums on this song and being unable to go to the center of the stage to say it.
    • Additionally, the word "motherfucker" in the line is usually changed to the name of the location they are touring (ex. "Bitch! What, New Mexico?").
  • The line in this song, "It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass," is referenced in Christmas in Hollywood with the line, "It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask."
  • The line "Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!" is a reference to the song Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta F' Wit by the Wu-Tang Clan.
  • In the song Tendencies on American Tragedy, J-Dog makes the claim "We're kicking in the door 'cause we ain't nothing to fuck with." A similar claim is made by Funny Man and Charlie Scene in this song.
  • The line "And I play a bitch like Nintendo. (Zelda!)" references the gaming company, Nintendo, and their popular video game series The Legend of Zelda.
    • The line can also be referencing the princess and damsel in distress of the series, Princess Zelda.
  • The line "Wait till you see my face. (Hey, bitch!)" is a reference to the song Wait (The Whisper Song) by the Ying Yang Twins which contains the lines "Hey bitch! Wait till you see my dick."
    • J-Dog also makes a reference to the Ying Yang Twins on the song Tear It Up.
  • The line "My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks" references two things:
    • In the Vietnam War, the enemies were referred to as "Charlies" by the United States.
    • The famous actor Charlie Sheen, whom Charlie Scene gets his name from, stars in a movie called Platoon, which takes place in Vietnam.
  • The line "Take three girls home and call them Charlie's angels" references the film Charlie's Angels, which features three females as the main characters.
  • The line "Get thirty-inch spinners and pimp my ride" references the MTV television show, Pimp My Ride.
  • The line "Go back in time, be there that night and save Tupac's life" references the night of September 7, 1996 when famous rapper Tupac Shakur was shot and fatally wounded to the point of death in a drive-by shooting incident.
  • The line "I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock" makes a reference to the famous WWE wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
  • The line "Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch" refers to politician Rupert Murdoch purchasing the rights to MySpace from Tom Anderson.

Bottle and a Gun
Hollywood Undead album
Length: 3:22
Released: N/A
Writers: Charlie Scene, Funny Man, Tha Producer
Producer: Tha Producer
Key: F# minor
Tempo: 110 BPM
Album: Hollywood Undead

Bottle and a Gun was put on the band's MySpace in 2005.

Official Lyrics

Charlie Scene: It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset
When the Lord called upon seven crazy emcees:
J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Tha Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer!
Funny Man: (Hey! Man, you forgot the homie, Funny Man! Come on, dawg! Aw!)

Tha Producer: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Funny Man: My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like Nintendo
Tha Producer: (Zelda!)
Funny Man: Take a fun ride in my Benzo

Funny as fuck, I should do stand-up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck
(Fuck you!)
Got a gold-ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill

Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor
Shady Jeff: ("Ah!")

Funny Man: Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the bed, girls, Freaky Friday
If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!

Tha Producer: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Charlie Scene: Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face
("Hey, bitch")

Wear them tight jeans that show your ass-crack
My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels

Funny Man: What you gonna do after we get signed?
Charlie Scene: I'm gonna lose my mind
Get thirty-inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save Tupac's life

Then pay my fine
For getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock, I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch
Da Kurlzz: (Hey!)

Tha Producer: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

(Get down, I'll show you how)
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now
Tha Producer: (Get down, I'll show you how)
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now

Charlie Scene, Funny Man, and Tha Producer And I can show you how to hump without making love
Tha Producer: The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
Charlie Scene, Funny Man, and Tha Producer: And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
Tha Producer: The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down
Funny Man and Tha Producer: (Get down!)
I'll show you how
Funny Man and Tha Producer: (I'll show you how!)
Funny Man: If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!

Tha Producer: Get down
Funny Man and Tha Producer: (Get down!)
Tha Producer: I'll show you how
Funny Man and Tha Producer: (I'll show you how!)
Charlie Scene: I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!

Da Kurlzz: Bitch! What, motherfucker?!
Funny Man and J-Dog: (Haha...)
J-Dog: (Oh..)

Personnel

Trivia

  • Despite being put on the band's MySpace in 2005, the song was not featured on the 7 Song Sampler.

Start a Discussion Discussions about Bottle and a Gun

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    • So, we have the line "BITCH! What motherfucker?" As Kurlzz. It was in the booklet. But by this logic, J3T and Deuce would be the o...
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