| Christmas in Hollywood | ||
|---|---|---|
| ||
| Length: | 4:03 | |
| Released: | 2005 | |
| Writers: | Charlie Scene, Da Kurlzz, Deuce, Funny Man, J-Dog, Johnny 3 Tears | |
| Producer: | Griffin Boice, Deuce, Danny Lohner | |
| Key: | Bb major | |
| Tempo: | 125 BPM | |
| Album: | 7 Song Sampler | |
| Last single: | Undead | |
| Next single: | Young | |
Christmas in Hollywood is a song recorded by Hollywood Undead as a Christmas special track.
Overview
This song was released on the first 7 Song Sampler. Later after the release and success of Swan Songs, the song was released as a single.
Many of the lines in this song are edited versions of already existing lyrics from other tracks, such as Shady Jeff's part in the first verse, "Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" being a reworked version of "Like, oh my god, is that Charlie Scene?" from No. 5.
Official Lyrics
Charlie Scene: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
Charlie Scene and Deuce: So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Funny Man: (Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!)
Charlie Scene and Deuce: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
J-Dog: J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
Charlie Scene: About some bad kids who were full of wishes
J-Dog: We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving
Charlie Scene: The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
J-Dog: Little Timmy stole from Seven Eleven
Charlie Scene: So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
J-Dog: We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
Charlie Scene: But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
J-Dog: Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
Charlie Scene: So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack
J-Dog: He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
Charlie Scene: So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Shady Jeff: "Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?"
Charlie Scene: Kids, give me your list like it's the twenty-fifth
J-Dog and Shady Jeff: Been accused of being a bad kid
B-But I get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
J-Dog: So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice
Charlie Scene: You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
J-Dog: So write your list and never have no fear
Charlie Scene and Shady Jeff: Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!
Charlie Scene: (Fuck yeah!)
Funny Man: (Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!)
Charlie Scene and Deuce: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Johnny 3 Tears: I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz
Da Kurlzz: We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
Johnny 3 Tears: He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
Da Kurlzz: He said Christmas ain't a day, but a way of life
Funny Man: "If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife"
Johnny 3 Tears: So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
Da Kurlzz: So we all took flight, but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Johnny 3 Tears: Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
Da Kurlzz: I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter
Johnny 3 Tears: When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
Da Kurlzz: I pulled off his beard then I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
Johnny 3 Tears: I've had a lot of wild nights, but tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was the shadiest
When it comes to cheer, that motherfucker's a Grinch
Da Kurlzz and Johnny 3 Tears: So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch!
Funny Man: (You kids are in big trouble, oh boy)
(Ho, ho)
Charlie Scene and Deuce: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Deuce: (Let's get drunk)
Funny Man: Ho, ho, hey, looks like Santa's had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog
Deuce: (Let's get drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk)
Funny Man: Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, so...
Charlie Scene and Deuce: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Deuce: (Let's get drunk)
Charlie Scene and Deuce: It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Personnel
- Hollywood Undead
- Charlie Scene - lead guitar, vocals
- Da Kurlzz - drums, percussion, vocals
- Deuce - bass guitar, clean vocals, keyboards
- Funny Man - vocals
- J-Dog - keyboards, programming, rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals
- Johnny 3 Tears - vocals
- Shady Jeff - programming, vocals
- Production
- Producing, mixing, and mastering by Griffin Boice, Deuce and Danny Lohner
Trivia
- Many references to past Hollywood Undead songs are made:
- J-Dog's repeated use of "j" at the beginning of his verse is a reference to the beginning of his verses on The Kids and Bitches.
- Charlie's line, "So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass" is a reference to his line, "It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask, put on my mask and fuck you in the ass" from the unreleased song, Turn Off the Lights.
- Charlie Scene's line "It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask/The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped" is a reference to the line referenced above from Turn Off the Lights, "It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask, put on my mask and fuck you in the ass."
- The above line could also be a reference to any claim by Charlie referencing his own name, which happens on Bottle and a Gun ("It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass"), Scene for Dummies ("It's Charlie Scene, he ain't ever looking cheesy"), and the aforementioned Turn Off the Lights ("It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask").
- Shady Jeff's claim of, "Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" is a reference to Funny Man's claim on No. 5, "Like, oh my God, is that Charlie Scene?"
- Charlie's claim right afterwards, "Kids, give me your lists like it's the twenty-fifth!", is a reference to his line in No. 5, "Ladies, show me your treats like it's Halloween!"
- J-Dog's line, "Been accused of being a bad kid, but I get presents as is/Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me, I blew off a date on Christmas Eve" is a reference to his line on The Kids, "Been accused of being a scene kid, but I get pussy as is/Cause your girl just MySpaced me, I blew off a date with Jeffree."
- J-Dog's line, "So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice" is a reference to Charlie's line on Everywhere I Go, "I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not."
- The way Charlie ends his verse with a scream is a reference to the way he ends his verse in City with a scream.
- Charlie's scream of "fuck yeah" at the end of his verse is a repetition of his scream on Bitches.
- Johnny's claim of, "I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls/Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz!" is a reference to his claim on No. 5, "I'm about to serve it up for all you party-goers/Scene kids, meat heads, alchies, stoners."
- Da Kurlzz's claim of "He said Christmas ain't a day, but a way of life" is a reference to his same claim on the unreleased song Scene for Dummies, "We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life!"
- The way Funny Man joins midway through Johnny's verse to say something in a sarcastic voice ("If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife") is a reference to the way he does the same thing on No. 5 by saying "Destination: your mother's couch."
- Johnny's claim of, "We all took flight and it started to jingle/Funnier than fuck, you can ask Kris Kringle" is a reference to his claim on No. 5, "Dancing around like a bunch of faggots/Funnier than fuck, you can ask Bob Saget."
- Da Kurlzz's line "He asked for road head and started to kiss me" is a reference to Funny Man's line from Bitches, "I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me."
- Johnny's claim of "fuck you, bitch" at the end of his verse references Funny Man's line "Yo, Dave, Diggity Dave, fuck you, bitch!" from No Other Place.
- Along with The Natives, Gravity, and How We Roll, this song features every member of the band having one of their own lines at least once during the song.